Keep It Short and Sweet

I hope everyone had a good weekend because it's back to the grindstone today.  I'll admit that I spent almost no time this weekend thinking about the markets or what was going on in the world.  It was wonderful to "get away."

However I did run across another piece I want to share.  I originally read this when Paul Farrell first published it on Marketwatch, but had totally forgotten about it until this weekend (hat tip: Big Picture Blog).  This one is from several years ago, and similar to lazy investing that I introduced in Maybe I'm Not a Lazy Investor, I do not ever see it going out of style.  From the creator of Dilbert, Scott Adams: The Unified Theory of Everything Financial.

Quietly hidden in Adams' groundbreaking work is a financial formula so simple it rivals Einstein's E=mc2. In its original form Adams' formula was apparently so heretical and so explosive that no major house would touch it when he proposed publishing it as a one-page book. After initial rejections, he announced sadly that "if God materialized on earth and wrote the secret of the universe on one page, he wouldn't be able to find a publisher" either. 

Fortunately for America's 95 million investors, Adams' secret nine-point formula was finally revealed in "Dilbert and the Way of the Weasels." Notice its simple brilliance in the exact reproduction of his formula:

1. Make a will
2. Pay off your credit cards
3. Get term life insurance if you have a family to support
4. Fund your 401k to the maximum
5. Fund your IRA to the maximum
6. Buy a house if you want to live in a house and can afford it
7. Put six months worth of expenses in a money-market account
8. Take whatever money is left over and invest 70% in a stock index fund and 30% in a bond fund through any discount broker and never touch it until retirement
9. If any of this confuses you, or you have something special going on (retirement, college planning, tax issues), hire a fee-based financial planner, not one who charges a percentage of your portfolio

Adams boldly states that this is "everything you need to know about personal investing." In just 129 words, nine simple points, one page you have the unabridged "Unified Theory of Everything Financial." That's it. Everything!

And I'm not going to muddy up the waters with any other comments, except to say - I agree, and I hope you have a good week!

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With that said, don’t let your investments keep you up at night. If they do keep you awake, you may be taking more risks than you are comfortable with. Talk to a professional about reallocating to less risky investments so that you can sleep. During your conversation with said professional, ask why they believe that their recommendation is less risky. If you are not convinced by their explanation, don’t invest. Remember:

1. It’s your nest egg.
2. Opportunities are easier to make up than losses.